Inside this letter, he sends frequent humorous & carefully curated emails to help you effectively write better copy and sell more sh*t using the untapped “Curry Marketing Method”.

Here’s what you can expect:

✅ Once you join – you’ll NEVER sell sh*t “Traditionally” and will OUTSELL your current stuff by at least 76.5%.

✅ You’ll be entertained – cause I have a keen sense of humor and broad shoulders and uh… a good.. personality that doesn’t rely on external success to get clout.

✅ You’ll also learn my SECRETS to writing compelling copy that gets read all the way through.

✅ And MOST IMPORTANTLY you’ll get emails to sell you on my services and help me buy new Tennis gear 😉!

Nuh uhh,

DON’T get excited too early…

There are also a few very STRONG reasons why you would NOT want to join my email list (or you’ll get permanently banned forever):

✅ If you don’t sell anything online like courses, coaching or anything related (pretty self-explanatory).

✅ If you get ulcers from reading a sales email or BELIEVE anyone should help you for FREE and give out ALL the sauce that they spent their hard-earned money or connections to acquire, just because you exist (the world doesn’t work like that, kid).

✅ If you’re looking for step-by-step, copy-paste guides to write better copy or sign clients fast (spoiler alert: anyone selling you anything of this sort just RIPPED you off 🤣).

✅ LASTLY, If you’re a random kid who’s looking to get rich QUICK, thinking Marketing/Copywriting is a shiny new Biz-Op that you could learn in 24 hours to make a gazillion bucks *you’re retarded if you believe random gurus who make false claims like these*…