OKAY, SO YOU CLICKED ON THIS PAGE…
…TO LEARN DIRECTLY FROM ME…
SINCE THE VALUE I PROVIDE IS UNMATCHED & YOU WANT MORE SAUCE—OHH WAIT!!
YOU WANT TO LEARN… HOW TO SIGN CLIENTS… …GET REVIEWS ON YOUR FUNNELS…
…AND WRITE “GOOD” COPY— FROM ME??
Despite me being vocal about my DISTASTE for online copywriting gurus and OPENLY calling them out multiple times?
Despite me writing “long” UNUSUAL copy (like this page) that is VERY DIFFERENT from what other copywriters teach in their courses?
And despite me having the most UNPROFESSIONAL writing style that got my client’s customer GENUINELY WORRIED 🤣
Well, you’re a WEIRDO if you STILL want
to learn from me…
But I absolutely don’t mind 🤪
Cause you’ll only be financing my late night snacks.
Once you’re through this page (wherein I CONSTANTLY flex my copywriting skills & try to EMPTY your pockets)…
You’ll fully INTERNALIZE what learning from the slickest 18yo marketer would be like…
And you’ll be able to decide whether you should invest in this call with me….
So, let’s… uhm… begin with a few reasons why you should NOT invest in this 1-1 call:
- You’re looking for a “guaranteed” way to close clients & get rich ASAP
I REFUTE making any FALSE claims like other gurus, and CANNOT “guarantee” that you’ll be on a client signing spree and will magically make $10k in no time.
But, if you follow what I teach RELIGIOUSLY, you will be a MUCH better and a far more competent copywriter,
Meaning, you’ll NATURALLY have a very high chance of getting clients.
As a ballpark, my mentee Ranveer (who’s only 15 years old) signed his first $2k client using the outreach method I taught him.
Shortly after which, he signed his SECOND client (who’s apparently a Political Leader in Norway 😭)
- You think of copywriting as this new get-rich-quick scheme that is as easy as creating biz-op content & selling courses online.
Copywriting is NOT something NEW and definitely not something EASY.
It requires you to CONSTANTLY be on your toes, analyse market trends, and do a dozen other stuff that you will NOT get paid for (at least initially).
Writing copy is NOT about spamming words on a google doc, but is something that needs you to understand sales psychology, marketing and storytelling on a deep level.
So, if you’re looking for quick tips to make a lot of money fast, INSTEAD of improving your skills as a copywriter – PLEASE DO NOT BOOK THIS CALL. - You AVOID taking action & spend more time CONSUMING than actually writing.
Pretty self-explanatory, I guess.
If you’re only going to pay for this call to NOT take any action from what I teach you,
And come to me asking for a refund– I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT WASTE MY TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Okay, so that was the BAD Part, which should have ELIMINATED everyone who’s NOT a good fit…
So, let’s get to the good stuff, shall we🎊?
1. This 1-1 call is custom-tailored towards YOUR needs, obstacles and goals.
Meaning, you won’t have to hear me yap about something you have NO idea about or something you’re already well-versed in.
You get to choose what you need help with, be it:
- Outreach (using my Curry Outreach Method)
- Sales Call Mastery
- Market Research
- Improving your copy
- Writing sales emails/sales pages
- Guidance on what funnel you should run for your clients
- Or if you’re someone who sells your own course/mentorship/service, you’ll get guidance on what steps you should take to make it STUPIDLY PROFITABLE.
You’re supposed to come PREPARED with what you’re looking to improve & I’ll take on as many questions as I can within the allotted time.
2. This call is SUPER-AFFORDABLE.
Look, I do NOT like charging ABSURD, unjustified rates just because people are ready to pay more because of high perceived value.
That’s why the rate of my calls is the EXACT same rate my Copywriting Clients are paying me to write their emails & sales letters.
Meaning, the price of this call is battle-tested, and you’re ONLY paying what anyone else would have paid me for my time!
I have added no extra fees or INFLATED the price by a multiple of 10, which other Copywriting Gurus like to do with their EMBARRASSING mentorships.
3. Everything I cover on this call will be ACTIONABLE.
Whatever I cover on the call, from how to outreach to generating thousands of dollars for your clients will be ACTIONABLE and can be implemented by you the very same day.
I’ll constantly be sharing my screen so that you can literally SEE me cover my Copywriting Process step-by-step instead of me telling you what to do.
4. You’ll get direct text access to me for future help.
I really don’t like to take my customer’s money and forget them like they never paid me,
So, to make this deal a bit sweeter for you, you’ll have direct access to me via text for any sort of help you need in the future.
And if I have time, I won’t mind recording you voice notes or even detailed loom videos to better help you with your problems.
So, you’re essentially paying me for an hour – but getting value for a long time.
What?? You STILL want more?
It’s Literally Just a ONE hour call GODD*MNIT!!
F*CK IT, I’LL LET YOU ROB ME
(so that I can upsell you onto more of my stuff later 😏)
5. Once you confirm the CURRENT price of this call, you’ll be IMMUNE to any price raises in the future.
I’ll REPEAT,
Once you lock-in this call at its current price, you’ll NOT pay a cent more than what you’ve paid initially– no matter how many times I raise my hourly rate in the future.
This means, someday when I’m charging $1000 for a call, you’ll only be paying a fraction of it, while I’m in a corner REGRETTING ever making this offer 🤪
(I can already imagine myself fill buckets with tears, but I’ll worry about that later)
6. You get access to the MOST Exclusive “Curry Swipe File”.
Over this 60-minute call…
…you’ll get access to a ton of assets,
…my HEAVILY-GUARDED “Curry Swipe File”,
…a dozen sales letters to review and analyze…
..along with a list of the most VALUABLE books and email lists you should subscribe to.
I have left ABSOLUTELY no stone unturned with crafting this 1-1 call.
You’re literally getting WAY more than what other gurus offer in their mentorships which cost an arm and a leg, whilst giving the most BASIC and bullsh*t advice in return.
But since I am the Slickest Marketer out there, I have taken the time to craft this offer and write this panty-dropping sales page to dry up your bank account ASAP 😏
Okay, So That Should Have Given You a CLEAR Idea of What You Can Expect to Get Out of this Call.
But, how much does it COST?
Like I said, the price of this call is going to be EXACTLY what my clients are paying me to generate thousands of dollars for them and get them SKY-HIGH conversions.
My clients have been paying me this amount as an hourly rate, meaning, I am NOT charging you anything extra or straight up OVER-EXPENSIVE.
So, the price of this call is 6,500…
…
..
.
…uhhh…RUPEES, I mean.
(sorry for the jumpscare)
Upon conversion the price of this call is ONLY about $75/hour, so you don’t have to worry about taking out a loan (or selling a kidney)…
You get help with LITERALLY anything you want, plus if you’re someone who’s selling your own stuff, I’ll guide you on how to write the copy and run your funnels to get maximum possible conversions.
You can use this link to book the call – https://cal.com/shauryagarg/60min
And remember, this is LITERALLY the CHEAPEST you could ever get mentored by me,
Since, I am naturally going to charge higher rates from my clients, meaning the price of this call will also go up.
But, if you book a call NOW, you’ll pay the same price of $75/hour, NO matter how many times I jack up the price.
So yes, you GENUINELY have a reason to take action NOW, and no I didn’t have to fake that only 5 spots are left 🥳
Also, my schedule is SUPER-BUSY, so if the timings are being problematic, feel free to send me an email at “mail@shauryagarg.org”, and we’ll discuss.
See you on the call.